March 2012
you haven’t seen me angry until you’ve seen me react to nhl reffing.
- kid in my class: Toronto shouldn't have a hockey team so we don't have to see their losing highlights
- me: say that again and I'll fucking chop your balls off, skin you alive and roll you around in salt and feed you alive to a pride of lions
February 2012
The ACC should start throwing waffles and maple syrup
Maybe they’ll slip on it and accidentally shoot the puck in or something
- step one: take out homework
- step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
